Randy Marsh

"Please Welcome The Amazingly Randy!"
Randy steps out from behind a curtain onto the battlefield.

Playstyle
Randy is one of many redneck parents in the quiet mountain town of South Park. He is recognized as being a pretty big deal there. Due to this fact, he often gets into shenanigans without thinking straight and slowly realizes the problems he must face. This gives Randy a Turtle playstyle. While suffering from poor mobility, his Specials play a more defensive role that give him time to think of a new strategy so that he can burst the opponents' bubbles and rack up damage.

S'more Schnapps
Randy will throw an empty beer bottle in front of him. You can tilt the joystick to throw the bottle at different angles. Unlike Tom, throwing the bottles at different angles deals different amount of damage and properties. Upwards deals less damage, but is a good anti-air. Downwards deals more damage and sends opponents upwards, which is good for starting combos. While this move seems simple at first, holding down B will give the move a second function: having Randy drinking a S'more, giving him an "alcohol boost". Being drunk gives Randy an attack boost for his standards, but makes them slower as well. As shown by the mini beer bottle on the HUD, there are three levels to Randy's alcoholism. The more drunk Randy is, the more damage Randy can deal but his mobility and attack speed decreases as well. Randy is vulnerable to opponents' attacks and cannot shield himself while drinking. Attempting to drink with an Alcohol Level of 3 will make Randy trip and reset his Alcoholism back to sober. Randy will also become sober again after 20 seconds of being drunk, but it resets each time Randy gains a new level of Alcoholism. Getting KOed will automatically make Randy sober.

Alcoholism Effects
This is where the secondary function of the Neutral Special comes in. Each level gives the Specials a new property, with the higher levels making that property denser and wackier. In this instance, Level 1 and 2 make the bottle travel farther. While Level 3 still makes the bottle traverse farther, it is now filled with urine. After the bottle breaks, a puddle will appear onstage. This will slow down opponents and lasts for five seconds.

 Inspiration : The Red Badge of Gayness and Bloody Mary, where Randy is shown drinking in both.

Cafeteria Fraiche
Randy will get a spatula out and swing it in front of him. This will simply reverse the opponents' direction. Anyone who gets hit by it while running or attacking will get pushed back and accumulate damage. Randy can pocket physical projectiles, which can be thrown back, and reflect non-physical ones.

Alcoholism Effects
Randy will throw food forward depending on the Alcoholism Level.


 * Level 1: Lobster Foam Scallop - This deals minimum damage and covers average distance. If it lands on the ground, it is treated as a basic trip hazard.
 * Level 2: Flatbread Pizza - Randy's "take on a pizza" will be thrown. The pizza will go into a straight line and can go offscreen.
 * Level 3: Glazed Steak - This deals the most damage, but covers the least distance. The steak can meteor smash opponents, making it great for edgeguarding.

The move will whiff point-blank, but the spatula still affects opponents. Randy and teammates can eat the food if it's on the ground. All foods will last for 10 seconds before disappearing whether Randy is drunk or not.

 Inspiration : Cream Friache, where Randy is seen working at the school's cafeteria after quitting his archeology job.

"It's Spiderman!"
Randy swings across the stage dressed as Spider-Man before being flung upward into a freefall. You can change the position of Randy while swinging by pressing B, and this can be done multiple times in one swing. You can end the move early by pressing A, though this will still put you into freefall. Depending on how many times you've jumped, you can perform multiple swings back to back. While this does serve as Randy's best form of mobility, any attack can cancel out the Special.

Alcoholism Effects
These will make the swing go faster and give Randy a bit of superarmor, with each level increasing speed and amount of armor.

 Inspiration : Broadway Bro Down, where Randy interrupts a Broadway play by swinging onstage dressed as Spider-Man. [This is also where the name for the Special comes from, as a random audience member says "It's Spider-Man!" as Randy swings by.]

Cock Magic
Randy will send his penis out onto the battlefield that will fly forward in one direction. Using this move while the "junk" is out will allow Randy to command it to fly toward him, which is especially great for combos. If the move is used up close to the "junk", it will gain a large amount of speed and knockback. However, this deals very little shield damage and can be easily avoided, deadly speed or not.

Alcoholism Effects

 * Level 1: The junk will now poison opponents for a few seconds instead of knocking them back.
 * Level 2: Randy summons a literal cock instead of his "junk". The cockerel will wander by itself and attack any opponents it comes into contact with.
 * Level 3: This summons a Chicken Coop. Cockerels will spawn from it and continuously walk across the stage while attacking opponents in their path. They'll wander off stage if they managed to land a hit and the coop will despawn after four cocks have been summoned. Cockerels will sustain 10% and will last for eight seconds before disappearing. The coop can sustain 22% and you cannot have more than one out at a time.

 Inspiration : Cock Magic, where Randy teaches the four main boys how to perform "Cock Magic"...sort of.

THE LOSING EDGE
Randy will punch forwards. Anyone that gets hit by it will be transported into the FS. During this, Randy will continuously beat the opponent while singing "I'm The Best". The FS ends with Randy dealing the final blow, which sends opponents flying and the only one that deals damage to all players. Only one opponent can get caught up in the beatdown.

KO Sounds

 * 1: Randy screams in pain.
 * 2: Randy screams with a slight muffle.
 * Star KO: "I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE!"
 * Screen KO: Smacks against the screen.

Taunts

 * Side: Randy stands triumphantly and asks "What seems to be the officer, problem?"
 * Up: Randy mockingly jesters and states "RIGHT HERE, BRO!"
 * Down: Randy dramatically flails his hands back and makes a dismissive noise.

Creme Fraiche
Creme Fraiche in a bowl with a spoon as it appears in South Park.

Victory Options

 * 1: Randy is carried away by a group of people chanting his name, with two voices saying they love him and want to make love to him.
 * 2: Randy presents the food he made toward the camera.
 * 3: Randy is wearing his Obama '08 shirt and says "Yes I can; YES I CAN!" while running past the camera.
 * 4: ( Only If Randy won using his FINAL SMASH): Randy will be held in cuffs by two officers, then will suddenly jump into the air and freeze. The fanfare will also be replaced with a rendition of "I'm The Best"

Lose Pose
Randy will be held by two officers, bruised and in cuffs.